Forced Positive Thinking and other Cliches (Sarcasm)
- Anna Nausika
- Apr 1, 2017
- 3 min read
***DISCLAIMER: EVERYTHING SAID AND WRITTEN IN THIS PAGE SHOULD BE TAKEN WITH A GRAIN OF SALT. NO DISRESPECT FOR ANYONE ADVOCATING POSITIVE THINKING, I JUST THOUGHT THERE IS SOME ROOM FOR MOCKERY AROUND THIS SUBJECT!***
ALWAYS BE POSITIVE EVEN WHEN YOU'RE NOT! REMEMBER, EVERYTHING IS GOING TO BE ALRIGHT AS LONG AS YOU BELIEVE IN YOURSELF AND FIGHT FOR WHAT YOU BELIEVE IN!
Since I am not only a woman a blond and have boobs, I have also been blessed with a gigantic brain that is full of great ideas to share with the internet. And you can all learn and benefit from it.
1. Be positive! Always be positive think of yourself as a walking proton! You're a living positivity. Everything that is negative should be BANNED from your life. You can even make a T-shirt with a big plus on it, make people think you are the local nurse or doctor. You can heal them with your positivity. If you don’t feel positive, just keep repeating it until you go absolutely mental. Then you will definitely become positive and the positive energies will fill your body.
2. Be you! Always be you and nothing but you. Don’t try to be anyone else, but you. Unless... you can become someone who is way more awesome than you! Then be that person. Remember! - You are a valuable individual full of potential and don’t let anyone tell you otherwise. Anyone that disagrees with what you do, IS A HATER! Remember that! God created you like this for a reason. And you should embrace that! No matter who you are and what you do. And also don’t be afraid to show your true values to the world. We have youtube now, just show your talents to the world. And again if anyone comments anything negative about you just block them. They are trolls, and remember you are positive. You don’t need any negativity in your life.
3. Find the meaning of your life. Fight for your meaning in life, remember you can accomplish anything in the world you set your mind to. There are no boundaries, no limits. You want to become a famous singer? Just sing! You’ll get there eventually. You want to become a famous actor? Just act. There are no limits. Life is about success you can do whatever you want. All you need to do is fight! Fight, you must fight!!!!!!!!!!! And work!
4. Be happy! All the time! Force yourself to be happy. And be very unhappy if you are not happy. You should be happy. Life is great! The sun is shining. Except when it’s not, but then it’s raining. You have bills to pay and have absolutely no money in your account? It doesn’t matter as long as you are happy. You don’t have a job? Or you have a job, but you hate your job? Just be happy. Trust me it’ll all go away. Husband you hate? Boyfriend you wanna kill? Just be happy and your positive thinking will heal everything.
5. And last but definitely not least! Be confident! Be proud of yourself. Because you are worth it. Remember, anyone who disagrees with you and your beliefs, is a hater! :)
So there you have it, here are my ultra-positives philosophies I wanted to share with the you. I live by these rules and they have helped me become the person that I am today. Don't you want to be like me? (no, not really... I'm F*cked up!)
-Anna-
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